It turns out you can't make a knife out of frozen human feces, declare scientists who tried really hard to do so

(Natural News) A team of scientists from Ohio were so intrigued with the potential of human feces; they tried really hard to craft it into functioning blades. The scientists, from the Department of Anthropology, Kent State University and the Department of Archaeology, Cleveland Museum of Natural History hypothesized that they could make a functional knife...

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